I like to claw my blankets, the ones the human slaves are always using. I knead them with my front paws so I can get maximum claw penetration, then tear outward. To keep the slaves from bothering me, I purr while I destroy the blankets, which they think is cute. This is all part of my master plan.
Blanket Mutilation
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